Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
I have a great idea for a new diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it seated at a table with 5 naked fat people.
IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income,
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar,
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand,
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor,
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis.
Nepali: saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kha milega?
Salesman: pata nhi
Nepali: saab ji tv me ad to isi dukan ka hi
Salesman: yaar, sham singh nhi, samsung h
What's the diffrent between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori h,
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata h,
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.