Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
Sardar to his servant: Go & water the Plants.
Servant: But itÃ¢â¬â¢s already raining.
Sardar replied: So what? Take an Umbrella & go..!
GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.
Aap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko
Hum Aap Ko Yaad Karenge
Mobile K Saath Dafnana
Network Milega Toh Kabar Se B Sms Bindaas Karenges.
I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger.I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!
Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam pr
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye..