Lovely ans. by a lover
Girl: If ur mom & me fall in the water whom would u Save 1st?
Boy: I would jump into water to save my mom & die with U..!!
Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR..
Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
Lord Shiv: kuch var mango
Bhkt: guiter do
Shiv: aur kuch mango
Bhkt: nai guiter
Shiv: murkh! mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!