If I could be any part of you,
I'd be your tears.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.
Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?
Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
The only problem I have with alcohol is not having enough money to keep on buying it.
2 snakes sitting in the jungle,
Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned & started singing:
zehar hi ki pyar hai tera chumma !
Mat kar dost hasino se mohabbat, Kambakhat ankho se waar karti h,
Mene teri wali ke ankho me jhank kar dekha, Kamini mujhse bhi pyar karti h!!
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi- tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar- ghar k halaat kharab hain,
overtime laga raha hoon.