4 Boys On a Bike
Police:- Triple Riding is not allowed Aur Tum kamino 4 Baithe Ho...?
Boys (Shocked ):-Look Behind...
And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya yaar...?
Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde
Girlfriend says to boyfriend: I'm PREGNANT!
boyfriend says: Are you sure its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega!
pyar mein kisi ne dhokha khaya hai,
to kisi ne kasam khayi hai,
hum to wo majnu hai,
jis ne sirf or sirf juti khayi hai.
1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..