Very very funny quotes written,
On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl having H0T Figure,
Excuse Me BOYS My Cute Face Is Above.
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?
Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"
Why women love gold more than men?
Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega,