Bharat me Rail ki patariyon ka amulya yogdan raha hai.....
kabhi log lota lekar baith jaate hai, kabhi kota lekar.
What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German? A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Dosti Kro College Wali Se,
Pyar Kro Office Wali Se.
Programme Kro Pados Wali Se,
Love Kro Apni SaaLi Se,
Maar Khao GharwaLi Se.
Zindagi me bahot paap kiye frown.
par kisi ladki ko kiss.
"add me i m blocked"
text kabhi nahi kiya
Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
like all d passengers in d
car he was driving