A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !
Friend: Then what happenned ?
Sardar: She Married the 'Postman'
Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha "KAMINE" film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi "BLUE" film dekhoge.
Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
Did you know James Bond once slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred!