Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai?
Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain!
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?
Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!
Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !
Friend: Then what happenned ?
Sardar: She Married the 'Postman'.
Raabri: Suniye ji, dahi jamane ko english me kya bolu?
Lalu: The milk was sleeping in the night, and early in the morning it becomes tight.
Girl: Bhaiya Mujhe Mobile
Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane H.
Mobile Shop Wala: Memory
Card Hai Kya?
Girl: Memory Card To Nahi
H, Rasan Card Ya
Aadhar Card Chalega Kya?
Banta road se gujar raha tha,
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
jor se chillaya....
poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.