1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza
He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"
Aapko Meri Konsi Aadat BURI Lagti Hai.?
Reply Kiya To Bahut Pitonge.
Jaisa Hu Mast Hu.
Adjust Kar Lo Chup-Chap.
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.