Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can...
Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe H.
Manu: Par Kaise?
Tanu: Tension Se.
Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He?
Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.
Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena.Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge.