Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
Welcome to "Sach ka samna"
Jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hi
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal
Kya apne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hi.
Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae, tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae, Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost, Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae....
Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
Graduation to pass karle.
Haseeno Ka Kafila Masjid Ki Aur Jaa Raha Tha,
Humne BuLa Liya.
Hum To Barbad Ho Chuke The Sanam,
Khuda Ko Barbad Hone Se Bacha Liya.
How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.