Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.
'Air Hostess: Hello sir.
Santa- ok anglore aya anglore aya
Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:
'VAR MANGO VATS'
Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.
'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'
Doctor: Do not take alcohol. It is a slow death.
Santa: I am in no hurry to die!
Santa: After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart.
Banta: Oh my God! So she left/
Santa: No. She's staying!
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office
'Am I looking young in this new outfit?'
Santa: Take this also off,
you'll look like a new-born!