Jailor To Tailor:
1000 Pants Aur 999 Shirts Silvake Bhej Dena.
Jailorsahab Ye Ek Shirt Kam Kyu..?
Shalmann Khann Aa Raha Hain Na.
Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe,
Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara"Result"Hi Kaafi Hai.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,
1 chuha Sharaab k drum me gira.nikal kar mast ho kar soyi huyi billi k muh par Laat Maar kar bola-Uth Munni aaj ye chulbul tera dance daikhne aaya hai.