Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.Seeing that Santa shouted, Ã¢â¬Åwhat a shot you made!"
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state.
Jeeto: Where've you been?
Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?
Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!