Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question.
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening.
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state.
Jeeto: Where've you been?
Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?
Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!
Hans Baliye Santa started a college: Thename of the college is......"
Santa Medical College ofEngineering for Law...!!.