ek Santa k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Santa: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!
Santa was inserting dogÃ¢â¬â¢s tail into pipe.Banta : Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.Santa : Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?
Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!