Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!
Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha
Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.
Santa started one college and the name of college is
Santa Medical College Of Engineering For Law In Management..
Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
Santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15