Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Train me warning likhi the
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa: Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kr rhe h
Wo sab saale Bewakuf h.
Banta: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking about her Ex-Husband.
Santa: That's nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband!
EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE MARKET ME TAKRA GAYI TO BOLI h, I am sorry'..!
SANTA: HI, I am santa singh... nice to meet u MISS SORRY..!
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
TEACHER:-duniya goal hai.
SANTA:-aap kahte hai to maan lete hai,varna papa kahte hai ki duniya badi MADRCHOD hai.