Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
19 Sardars went to watch a film. On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18...
Banta: Pareshan lag rhe ho..
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata....
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
Boy : you are Beautiful!
Girl : "Tan"q and you are
Boy : Then our Children would
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.