banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho?
santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...
Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.
Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!
American: In our country,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female!!
Santa Ne Beti K Room Me Cigratte Dekha
Oh God.. She Smokes
Oh God.. She Drinks
Fr Ladke Ko Dekha
Ye Sb Iska ha
Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn
Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"too es mai problem kya h"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"