banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho?
santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
See what a spelling mistake can do...Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her
Boss: IÃ¢â¬â¢m giving u driverÃ¢â¬â¢s job. Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ?Santa: U R great sir! Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?
Santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar