banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho?
santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.
Santa talking on phone.Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se...?Santa: Tumhari hai.
See what a spelling mistake can do...Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'
Santa got mad, angrily replied..
'Hindi tera baap!!!'
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat.