banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai?
santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise
pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai..
Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.
One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!
Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married
Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note"..
Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe mehman aaye hue hain kuchh leke aao.
Santa (again at his best) bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa.
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.