banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka?
santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!
Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."Judge : "But why ?"Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."Judge : "How do you know ?"Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi.
Santa- What Is Difference
between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop?
Banta- COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE
& WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.