banta- govt hospital k doctor aur marij mai kya fark hai?
santa- doctor nurse pr aur marij farsh pr marta hai...
How did santa tried to kill a bird??He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se...
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon ghumane laga.
JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
Banta: I thought you said this camp had no mosquitoes?
Santa: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road.