Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
He Became Upset & Said,
I Think I Am Late To
All R Coming Back.
Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby?Bautiful young Mom: Breast milk & Orange juice...Santa: Oye, which side is orange juice?
Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Banta: Aj Party Kis Khushi Me?
Santa: Meri Scooter Gum Ho Gayi
Santa: Shukar Mano Me Us Par Nai Baitha Tha Warna Me B Kho Jata.
Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Me Glas Leke Ata hu..
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.