Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho?
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand
After a minute he started crying loudly..
IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income,
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar,
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand,
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor,
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis.
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think tht u r a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before