Pyar Me Satana Koi Aapse Seekhe,
Intezar Karwana Koi Aapse Seekhe,
Har-Pal Aapki Rahon Me Palkein Bichaye Hai,
Par Bina Dekhe Guzar Jana Koi Aapse Seekhe.
Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye...
Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Its a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Larki to Nirmal Baba: Baba meri Kisi Aache aadmi se meri shadi hojae.
Baba: Office se jaldi ati ho
Baba: Ek Raat late jao, Kirpa ho jayegi.