Ek girl Ne apne lover K Kandhe P Sar Rakhkar
Puchha-Ye Kandhe Pe Kab Tak Sar Rakhne Doge?
Best Reply Ever Given By boy- Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandha Nahi Dengay.
U propose a girl,that's DIRECT MARKETING
Propose on phone that's TELEMARKETING
Girl slaps u after proposal that's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK!
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Master G Bacche ka lunch KHA gye or bole: Beta ghar jakar mera naam to nhi bataoge?
Baccha masumiyat se-Master G m ammi se khunga k meri roti kutta kha gya!
Raju: mere dada ne 1857 ki jung mein dushman ki tangein kaat di thi. Dost: gardanein q nahi kati? Raju: wo pehle se hi kati hui thi.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."