Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamari chhori ka yaar hota.
Namaskar! Ye MALE/FEMALE janch sewa hai.Agar aap PURUSH hai to 5 SMS kare.Enme se koi nahi hai to SMS na karen,Hum samajh jayege?
Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Ham raat ki tanhai mai apki awaz sunte hai chand se apka jikar karte hai mat Aao hamare kawabo mai ham prait se bahut darte hai.
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!