Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir bhe tu shadi mai q nhi aya?
Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ke letter mile n mile, aana zarur.
Santa:I have swallowed a kay. Doctor:When? Santa:3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa:I was using duplicate key,now I have lost it too
Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!
Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?
Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?
Santa: Gravity always gets me down!
Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?
Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly"
before administering the medicine to her!
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...