Mere SMS k charche jahan
mi hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khush nasib ho tm, jo tmhe SMS mila
jise nhi mila wo,
mobile patak patak k rone lage!
MAA: beta orange khaoge?
MAA: beta mango khaoge?
MAA: beta apple khaoge?
MAA: baap pr gaya hi chappal hi khayega.
Engineering student ka dard.
Wo ye bol kar hume chor gayi
Tumhare to EXAMS hi khatm ni hote,
tum pyar kya kroge.
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.