By Imran Kagzi (Oct 10, 2015)
Ham raat ki tanhai mi apki awaz sunte hi chand se apka jikar karte hi mat Aao hamare kawabo mai ham prait se bahut darte hi.
Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gye. Santa n 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye. Autowala:Sahab ye to gundagardi h, meter ki hisab se 100 rs hue h
A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly. Friend: Is it paining? Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail, HEART speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose
Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye Papa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream lao Beta:ice-cream kyu papa ? Aap v bear pejiye na..
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya Wah Wah Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra HoGya..
