Next KBC Ke Fastest Finger First Ka Question:
Indrani Ke In Patiyon Ko Pehle Se Baad Ke Kram Mein Lagayen!
Teacher To Boy:
Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath Itni
Baate Kyu Karta H ?
Sir Mai Garib Hu!
Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi H.
Yeh Zaroori Nahi Ki Har Rishta Khoon Ka Ho,
Kuch Rishte Khoon Chusne Ke Liye Bhi Hote Hain...
Jaise 'Pati-Patni' Ka Rishta Hi Le Lo!
Santa: 1 Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue Ja Raha Tha,
Aurat: Dekhta Kya He Teri Maa Ki Umr Ki Hu
Santa: To Main Bhi Apne Baap Ke Liye Hi Dhund Raha Hu.
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye.
The difference between a woman's argument and a knife is
- knife has a point!