Pyar Ki Hr Gali Gumnaam Q Ha, ...

Wanna talk about Sodium?
Na

Nitric Oxide?
NO

Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine?
OMg PISS OFF

Potassium?
K

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.

Teacher: Ye kya kiya h?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The
Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke.!
Ladki Sharma ke-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho.
Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'
140 Rs. kilo hai.

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega.

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda h,
jachda h gore mukhde te"