Faqir: Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir: Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena..
Boy: Tumhari Car kaisi chal rhi h?
Girl: Theek chal rhi h.
Boy: Aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl: Ha le lena but ye to batao Car k bare me kyu pooch rahe ho
Dil kisi se tabb hi lagaana jab dilon ko padhna seekh lo,
Warna har ek chehrey ki fitrat me wafadaari nahi hoti.
Q. What is the difference between WATCH And WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...
Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will u die for me?
Boy: Will u delete ur Fb account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.