A stupid boyfriend thought 'LOL' meant 'Lots of Love'. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, " You are only girl of my life ...LOL".
Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".
Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle...
Kam se kam CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.
Muze sms Nhi krte na?Dekho kide pad gye tumhre inbox me.
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres
Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 2000.
Your new balance is now Rs 2050
Chehra tu dekho jaisa langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.