SANTA in Computer Exam Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel?
SANTA: It is a new brand of Surf Excel to wash Computer.....!
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.
Santa: Every time the doorbell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner.
Banta: Why so?
Santa: He's a boxer.