Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the S!
Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye...
Lady: C*nd0m Ka Pack Dena.
Chemist: Bhabhi Ji,
Har Bar To Aapke Husband Aate They,
Aaj Aap Khud Aayi ?
Lady: Itne Din Mai Gaon Gai Thi,
Ab Wo Gaon Gaye.
Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aata H
Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati H
Ladki Ke Piche Uska Baap Aata H
Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata H!
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
itÃ¢â¬â¢s your stupidity.
Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain."
Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."