Boy to girl:-Tum nahati nahi ho kya.
Girl:- Nahi to roj nahati hu, par tumne aise kyun pucha.
Boy:- kabhi dekha nahi na isliye. ha ha...!
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.
Professor: What Is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Jimbalakadi Bambalu
Profesor: What? Sorry, I Didn't Understand U?
Student: Same Here Sir!
Achchi baat to sabko achchi lagti h,
Lekin jab tumhe kisi ki buri baat bhi.
buri na lage to samjho.
tumhe zalil hone ki adat ho gayi h.
Its a magic
Thanda Pani Lo,
Use Apne Baju
Par Dal do,
Use Garam Kar