God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON
Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan.
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.
Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.
Humare To Spane Us Din Chur-Chur Ho Gaye Jab
Wo Humare Ghar Aayi To Meri Mummine Kaha=
"Jaao Khuman Apni DiDi Ke Liye Pepsi Le Aao."
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."