Me: Hello 911
Operator: Yes, whats your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting for me
Operator: What is the problem with it?
Me: The ugly one is winning
Lady to riksha- bhaiya andar tak jayega kya
riksha-ha ha kyu nhi aap hi ke liye to khada kiya h.
lady- ok to piche se ghuma ke le lo
Jaha Dosti Waha pyar
jaha Pyaar Waha isq
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat
Jaha Mohabat waha Judai
Jaha Judai Waha Dard
Jaha Dard Waha 'ZANDU BAM'.
Modern MajnuÃ¢â¬â Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayiÃ¢â¬Â¦
Modern LailaÃ¢â¬â To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya.
ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.