Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Santa-Doctor,I have a problm.Dr-Whats ur problem?Santa-I keep forgtng things.Dr-Since when you are having this Problem?Santa-Which problm..!!
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
"Does the razor hurt, sir?" inquired the barber, anxiously.
"Can't say", replied the victim Banta, testily, "but my face does"!
Santa: "Aasaan" ko English me
kya kehte H?
Banta- Pata Nhi yaar itne EASY word ka meaning yaad nhi aa raha.