Santa was busy in removing a wheel from three wheeler,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....
VVS Laxman, who retired from international cricket, said he couldn't inform Dhoni, because the captain was difficult to reach!
Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyon Udas Ho?
Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hain!
Ek bar sardaron ki party main hizade aye
aur bole -"hay-hay hum to 1100 lenge .
peeche se ek sardar bola 2600 lelo usme mp3 aur fm bhi h.
Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.