Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon ghumane laga.
JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
Teacher: Whats the Difference Between.. Like n Love... Student: When You Like a Flower, U Just Pluck it..! But, When You Love a Flower, U Water it Daily.
Ladkiyon Ki 1 Smile Ladko Ko Confuse Kar Deti Hai,
Pure Din Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki,
"HAS Ke DEKH RAHI THI,
DEKH Ke HAS RAHI THI"
When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
"Abbey di juttian"
Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other?
God Gave Good Brains To Men
Good Hearts To Women
Men Use Their Hearts
Women Use Their Brains
A Sardar nd his wife filed an application 4 divorce.
Judge asked: How will u divide?
U have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.