Samandar Me Gehraai Ki TarahPyar Me Judai Ki TarahKhuda Kare Aapki Girlfriend Aapko RakheBilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah
God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems,He created U.
At bus stop a girl was standing
with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says Chalna hai kya?
Girl replies : Papa mein hu.
Boy to girl: apna figure
jaise haddiyan hi
Girl: isliye itni der se
soch rahi hu
ki mere pass kutta kyu
World's most dangerous weapons,even deadlier than the Nuclear Bomb:
1. Biwi Ke Aansu!
2. Padosan Ki Smile!
You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept.
They don't have age but age groups which are follows:
Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!