In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?
Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya
Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,
Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,
Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya.