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Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.

Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!!

Santa, Banta Se:
Agar Tujhe Tabele Me Bheinse Gin Ni Ho To Kaise Ginoge?

Banta: Asaan H,

Bheins Ke Singhh Ginke Use 2 Se Divide Kar Dunga.

Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa !

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi.
Par Q?.
Qki.
Dono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka Khana Khate Pakde Gye
aur.
Kehne Lage:Hum Ladki Walo k Taraf Se Ha.

A girl to the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake, "Sir, do you see any change in me?"