Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.
Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!!
Santa, Banta Se:
Agar Tujhe Tabele Me Bheinse Gin Ni Ho To Kaise Ginoge?
Banta: Asaan H,
Bheins Ke Singhh Ginke Use 2 Se Divide Kar Dunga.
Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa !
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi.
Dono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka Khana Khate Pakde Gye
Kehne Lage:Hum Ladki Walo k Taraf Se Ha.