By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)
What's Ford?What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.What's Oxford?Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Mai ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai
Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ? Santa: Ki krda master g, kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!!!
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse m bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata h aur darwaza knock karta h. Gangubai: Kaun? Santa: Main! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai.
Santa (Ladki ko chhedte hue)- Hor soniye ki hal h? Ladki (Gusse mein)-Jo teri behan ka h. Santa (Hass kar)-Woh toh pregnent h.
Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?Jeeto: Zehar.Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.