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Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Mai !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho
keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ?
Santa: Ki krda master g,
kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!!!

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse m bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata h aur darwaza knock karta h.
Gangubai: Kaun?
Santa: Main!
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai.

Santa (Ladki ko chhedte hue)- Hor soniye ki hal h?

Ladki (Gusse mein)-Jo teri behan ka h.

Santa (Hass kar)-Woh toh pregnent h.

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?Jeeto: Zehar.Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.