Boy: Tumhari Car kaisi chal rhi h?
Girl: Theek chal rhi h.
Boy: Aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl: Ha le lena but ye to batao Car k bare me kyu pooch rahe ho
Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
Pappu: It was his lunch money!
beggae:Rs10 ivvandi sir coffee thagali, Man:coffee Rs:5 kada! Beg:pakkana girl undhi sir, Man:beggarki girl friendaa? Beg:girl friend vachake beggar ainanu sir.
A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
Ki Tumhe Khali Msg Bhej Ke Ullu Banaya Hai..!!
Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta He Gaya.
Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.