Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha, To Usk...

MAA-beta orange khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta mango khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta apple khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-baap pr gaya h chappal hi khayega.

I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f@her…not screaming in terror like his passengers!

Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.
Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,

To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

Indian Govt kahti h ki
ek ladki padhai kar le to
pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit
krsakti h.
.
.
pr ek ladki colge jati h to 40
ldke FAIL ho jate h.
uska kya?

1, ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya
Teri smile me kya chamk h.
Wo muskura k boli-
Bhaiya

Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK H.