Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.Do u know what the business was?He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.
Banta: So what did you do for it?
Santa: I gave up thinking!
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born? Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : Spell it? Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
Same As Above!
Santa: Oye Banta Yaar! Soch Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota..??
Banta: Kuch Nahi Yaar, Humein Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta..
Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.
Banta: When you come in at night?
Santa: No, when I want to go out!