Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its ...

Oye Hoye Mil Gya Balle-Balle Mil Gya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod K Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..
BEWAkuf mil gya..

What is full form of CNBC---Cartoon Network for Business Community.

Newspaper Mein News aya
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys

"The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News aya ki

"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"
The Sardars Celebrated.

Mohabbat Ho Jaye, Ya,
Machchar Kate..
Anjam 1 Hi Hai..
Kya?
Raat Ko Neend Nhi Aati...

Boy: Xcuse Me

Girl: Jee Kahiye

Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta h.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi h.