Boss: IÃ¢â¬â¢m giving u driverÃ¢â¬â¢s job. Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ?Santa: U R great sir! Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?
Santa=Mera Beta Meri Kahi Har Baat Manta Hai
Banta=Are Wah, Tumne Ye Kaise Kar Diya
Santa= Maine Use Keh Rakha Hai Jo Jee Me Aaye Kro.
Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!
Judge: Tum par cycle chori ka ilzam sabit nahi hua,
Lihaza tumko baa-izzat bari kiya jata h.
Santa: Iska matlab me Wo Cycle rakh lu..?
Urine report gets exchanged.
Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de..
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!