Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai ?Santa: Oye tujhey ye bhi nahi pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to ussey kehte hain AUTO - MAY - TAKLI.
Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.
Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab samaan le gayePolice:TV kyon nahi legaya?Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. ItÃ¢â¬â¢s ****. Sant: U r wrong. ItÃ¢â¬â¢s 1394.
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.